little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money
i made soy milk ^_^
I dont think that’s how it’s made
Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness
wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste
I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.
Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”
Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work
She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”
Me every time I’m hungry
Percy watching a PG ocean documentary and laughing because he can understand everything the animals are saying and not very much of it is PG
the first and last dad joke
Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs
Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.
Shut the fuck up