snorlaxatives:

little high schoolers are always like “i’m moving out as soon as i turn 18” like smfh do you realize things cost money

catholicnun:

lesterbangs73:

i made soy milk ^_^

I dont think that’s how it’s made

unexplained-events:

ohcrapitsryan:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

Step one…

unexplained-events:

ohcrapitsryan:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

Step one…

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espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

believeinprongs:

stopcallingmeshurley:

believeinprongs:

I wonder if Hogwarts kids ever did presentations.

Harry and Ron would totally pair up every time and you know they would end their presentations with “so…yeah.”

Before they paired up though they would try to pair with Hermione but she would say no because they want her to do all the work

She’d probably pair up with Neville because the poor thing would probably start sweating at the mention of the word “presentation.”

sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

nicowantsthediangelo:

Percy watching a PG ocean documentary and laughing because he can understand everything the animals are saying and not very much of it is PG

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

messyfandom:

the first and last dad joke

awkward-bitch:

amischiefofmice:

coolgirlwithcoolblog:

enochliew:

Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs

Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page.

oh my
God

WITCHCRAFT

Shut the fuck up

the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all:

i think it would be neat if netflix doubled as a dating site like “here are 9 other singles in your area that watched supernatural for 12 straight hours”